10 Second Affair.

[RICHARD]

This afternoon I had the most passionate two-floor affair!
(we were on the elevator)

This gal had coffee brown eyes with flecks of green in them.

AND that's all I know!



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Aerosmith anyone?

"Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground!"

[slick]

This afternoon I had the most passionate two-floor affair!
(we were on the elevator)
This gal had coffee brown eyes with flecks of green in them.
AND that's all I know!

....and you didn't invite her to the BBQ in July??? Richard...Richard...**shakes head** haven't you heard of "sieze the day??"

[RICHARD]

Richard...**shakes head** haven't you heard of "sieze the day??"

No But I have heard of "Seizure of the Brain....."

[cloverfdx]

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

*Sigh*

[RICHARD]

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

*Sigh*

I LOVE IT!!!!!

[CountryWolf07]

The story of my life!

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

*Sigh*

[cmayer31]

Had to post yes! I disqualify myself because I still see her now and then and each time we make eye contact it is just as fun as the first.

[Genny]

this is a weird question but i guess i will answer it.
i don't know if it were a love affair--more like a crush or something..but there's this guy that looks at me and smiles whenever i go in where he works..he always stares into my eyes so i think he likes me..i finally got enough courage to talk to him the other day but i don't know what else to say to him..he seems like a shy guy and won't say anything unless i talk to him first...

[Catty1]

originall posted by teenster3 (AGES ago!)

He'll even tell you it's ok to flirt, it's where you take it....to the next level, etc. that gets people into trouble!

My former husband and I were musicians, and were playing at a resort. The manager and a couple of guys and my hubby went to a local bar. (this is small-town Orillia Ontario!). They had strippers there, which didn't bother me in the least - and the manager repeated his own motto: "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home!"

Oh, I have found a few dimes, and pennies - occasionally a loonie or quarter!

RICHARD - but does the llama love YOU? And don't get me started on "shaggy" hair....

[RICHARD]

I was at the post office last week and had one.

I was at the counter and the gal working it was really pretty.

IT got to the point where we had to look at the counter to keep from staring at each other.

I fancied her, I think she wouldn't make eye contact because I grossed her out.

[mugsy]

Richard...you have issues!! lol Why in the world would she be grossed out? Do you have 6 heads or what??

I don't believe you!

I WANT A PICTURE!


Oh and YES, I have....

[shais_mom]

Sure do and the most memorable oneS () were in California
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and while I love him lots it wasn't the bartender!
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and I must admit when I first read the title my thought was Richard you aren't THAT old!

[RICHARD]

I must admit when I first read the title my thought was Richard you aren't THAT old!

Why do I bother?

Those are fighting words....
Keep talking that way and I'll take the glove off!

[shais_mom]

Why do I bother?

Those are fighting words....
Keep talking that way and I'll take the glove off!

LMAO!

[Van10]

LOL! This has happened to me.

I was walking down the street once when I locked eyes with a small Jack Russell type terrier. He was so adorable! The owner (who was a man) got annoyed and asked me why I was staring because "it was just a dog" to which I replied "Why, are you Jealous"?

That shut him up in a hurry.

He had a good reason to be jealous, that was one cute pooch!