What would your job be in Pettalkville ?

[Sudilar]

Well of course horses will be allowed at the parks!! This is Pettalkville, the best place in the world for all animals and the people who love them!!!

[wolflady]

LOL LOL...furry couch potatos!! It could happen!
I tell you what, I really wish I could escape to Pettalkville right now with all the stress here at work and personally It's fun to talk about this!! hehehe Oh, the possibilities!!! Maybe if we all banned together, we could buy and island and make Pettalkville a reality?? Hey, it could happen! LOL

Ok, besides the animal behaviorist, I would have a side business in the evening...an animal night club!!
We would have drinks and music and of course...games!!! LOL I would have one of you mural painters come and paint a huge mural on one of the walls in the game room...hey, dogs playing pool! HA!

[Mila's Mommy]

I want to write the gossip column in the local newspaper.

Who was seen sniffing around who?

Which cat was seen fraternizing with the dogs?

Who is expecting a litter?

Enquiring Pets Want to Know!!!

(Sorry, WAY too much coffee for me today!!)

[ July 19, 2001: Message edited by: Mila's Mommy ]

[horse_1987]

LOL

[ July 19, 2001: Message edited by: horse_1987 ]

[horse_1987]

LOL, this is fun

[zippy-kat]

How could I have missed this post?! lol

What a great place! If wishes were horses...Pettalkville would be a bigger horse community than Lexington, KY!

Ok, after skimming the posts, I think I have found a job that has not been taken. I want to be the official bunny kisser, cuddler, nose scratcher, and treat giver. Of course I'm more than willing to share this with anyone who wishes to help!

And here's some random thoughts/questions...

1. Would we be able to do away with the postal system if everyone had their own personal hydrant?

2. Would we have porta-litter-boxes instead of porta-potties?

3. Can you imagine what the zoo would be like? "And on your left you have a fine example of a lazy-us maximus homo sapien. As known as the master who will not play ball 24/7..."

[Karen]

Originally posted by zippy-kat:
How could I have missed this post?! lol
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1. Would we be able to do away with the postal system if everyone had their own personal hydrant?

2. Would we have porta-litter-boxes instead of porta-potties?

3. Can you imagine what the zoo would be like? "And on your left you have a fine example of a lazy-us maximus homo sapien. As known as the master who will not play ball 24/7..."

1. We'd still need a postal system for us humans, but all sorts of animals could get in on the act - maybe a newfie or a donkey to pull the cart of mail, and smaller animals to deliver from the cart to your door! No bunnies for that task, though - they'd just have fun tearing up the mail, and it'd never get delivered. And as there'd be no junk mail in Pettalkville, we would WANT our mail!

2. (hee hee!)

3. Gosh, maybe the zoo would include some animals who just demand adoration from afar, like some cats I know - they could come to their "zoo job" in the morning and lay about being admired all day, then go home at night!

[thelmalu99]

Wow, why would they name a street Anthrax anyway?
I heard that the heavy metal group Anthrax is debating whether they should change their name or not.

I think that the streets in PetTalkville should be named after animals, eg: Giraffe Street, Kangaroo Street, Blue Jay Street, etc.
Either that or we can name one street after each pet that lives there, eg: Spencer Street, Butter Boulevard, Daisy Drive, Elvis Avenue, etc.

[ October 18, 2001: Message edited by: thelmalu99 ]

[gini]

Anthrax Street - good grief - only in America!!!

I wholeheartedly agree with Thelma - our street names should reflect our love for all of our critters.

[aly]

The people who live on Anthrax street are trying to get the name changed now. I saw it on the news. They hate it.

[4 feline house]

Well, the term "Anthrax" simply means "coal" (surely you've heard of anthracite). The only reason the disease is called anthrax is because of the "coal" black skin lesions.

[Dixieland Dancer]

I just caught up to this post and I wanna come too! I can't decide between two jobs so maybe someone can help me make up my mind! It is a toss up between the Barkery (Doggie Deli) or the Dognasium. Since this is paradise for our pets, I am sure they will get lots of treats and they'll need to have a place to work off the extra pounds. After all we want them to stay healthy! The Dognasium will have all the latest equipment and of course a couple of water areas. A heated swimming pool for those who need therapy and a cool pool for those who want to just swim and cool off! A basketball court for the Air Bud types! Lot's of fun for all.

I think I just sold myself on the dognasium. Although after all the workouts they will need snacks. Someone want to volunteer to open a Barkery at the Dognasium?????

I love the idea of Pettalkville. Heaven on Earth!

[lbaker]

I'm only on page 1 but have to get back to work. SAVE A JOB AND SOME SPACE FOR ME AND MY GANG Puleeeeeese I'm a good dog ear kisser and smoother and also a good cat bottom of the tail scratcher so they stand on their tippy-toes. I'll think of more later...here comes the boss (shhhhhhh)

laurie

[lbaker]

Quick Quick, i just thought of my purrfect job. We must have a library with up-to-date pet health 'zines and general interest books and animal fiction etc etc. Also, of course, a reading room where I (or various volunteers) can read out loud to all that want to listen. I can work there shhhhhhh here come da boss again

laurie

[Logan]

Laurie! It looks like you're figuring it all out!! Hide from the boss, think out your responses very carefully, then type them in! Better yet, put them in Word, and copy and paste! It is a good thing there is no boss hanging over my head!!! I'd have been fired a year ago (when I discovered this site).