Third Annual California BBQ!!!

[RICHARD]

lol,

My mom was invited to the BBQ.......I made sure she had other plans for THAT day....

Actually, MY guest is in jail in Iraq.......

You have already seen him in his "shorts"...

[Edwina's Secretary]

This is a task I do NOT like to do. Don is much better at it. However, right now I have the time to do so.....

I tend to mess it up (according to Don... ) so I thought I would be careful yesterday.

I pick up the grocery list and saw two coupons on the counter (I never used a coupon until I met Don)....so I figured that meant I was suppose to get those items.

Baffled....nonethless I bought the package of Mega rolls of toilet paper and the box of butt wipes.

I put them in his bag (along with...once again the WRONG deodorant...)

It seemed those coupons had been in the newpaper and he tossed them aside before a quick read of the front page.

So... I can supply the Mega rolls and butt wipes if you really need them.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
box of butt wipes.

I thought you said "Box the Buttwipe".....

And I wondered if you were still mad at me.

[gini]

Sara, do you recall that last year it was a joke about..............

"How many rolls of toilet paper do we need for a Pet Talk BBQ?"

You had better bring the toilet paper along with you!

[NoahsMommy]

You guys are too funny!!

Gini, if you EVER need a shopping companion, call me!! I'm ALWAYS up for shopping!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by NoahsMommy
You guys are too funny!!

I'll tie my hands behind my back and you can Box the A Wipe too!!

[gini]

Richard you are a type A?? Hmmm.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini
Richard you are a type A?? Hmmm.

I only see these people once a year.....what would you say if they went home and said the BBQ wasn't exciting?

[luckies4me]

OK, I still plan on going. What day is it again? I just asked for the time off for work, and SHOULD have enough money to take the train down there. I will be bringing *one* guest, and after the barbecue he and I will be driving back to Oregon together. So please pray I get the time off! I REALLY want to meet all of you, and it would be nice to see my family again.

[RICHARD]

Big banger bid beaten

A bid to grill the world's largest sausage failed after gale force gusts put paid to attempts to light a giant barbecue.

Eighty cooks from Leipzig in Germany had created a 333 metre long sausage that required 294 grills laid end to end to cook it.

But after the first few grills had been lit the strong winds scattered the burning charcoal, causing the risk of a fire, and forcing the cooks to call off the world record attempt.

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Ladies and Gentlemen....

Start your jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slick]

14 more sleeps......God only knows how much we all need this.

Richard, usually I'd have a wild comeback, but just don't have it in me at this time. Give me a few days and a few slushies and I won't let you down.

[lbaker]

I actually started packing last night. So far I have 3 books packed One for this person, one for that, and the other for a special someone else Clothes? I don't need no stinkin' clothes

[slick]

Clothes? I don't need no stinkin' clothes

......or shoes......I'll either be in sandles, runners, or barefoot.

My girls and I are packing really light this year as well, that is, unless we are making a trip to the local firehouse....

[lbaker]

*smacks hands over mouth*

[slick]

Originally posted by lbaker
*smacks hands over mouth*

chicken....