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  1. 02-13-2006, 11:53 AM #1
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    Some Dick Cheney jokes..

    Well....

    If there is a lesson to be learned here, it's this..


    After years of enduring assassination attempts....Politicians are striking back.


    Had Cheney NOT bagged any quail, but still shot a lawyer, would that have meant "no harm, no fowl"?


    Had the lawyer shot Cheney, would the Secret Service shot the lawyer?

    After all the talk of Cheney not being able to serve his country he decided to prove everyone wrong, by taking pot shots at a lawyer!


    Sounds like a bad joke, no?

    The Vice President and a lawyer go quail hunting....after bagging a quail the lawyer goes to pick it up and is shot by the VeePee....

    Scary thought?
    Thank God the President wasn't with them..


    I was misquoted??
    I can see it now.....The lawyer falls in the mud and says, "aw SHOOT"
    Cheney says, "O.K"!!!
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    And the Hits just Keep on Coming!

    My local radio station this morning was also having a field day with this as I'm sure the late-night pundits will too. The reporters came up with a couple of great new titles for our Veep:

    Dead-Eye Dick

    Sure-Shot Cheney

    I'm sure there will be more.

    Any truth to the rumor that he really was hunting for Quayle?

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  3. 02-13-2006, 02:27 PM #3
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    So far the White House has blamed it on the shooting victim and on the shooting victim's dog. Next I suppose they will blame it on the quail.....
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    I am not sure why they keep saying the guy snuck up behind him...was he shooting backwards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    So far the White House has blamed it on the shooting victim and on the shooting victim's dog. Next I suppose they will blame it on the quail.....
    TOO LATE!


    I heard that the quail flew over towards where the lawyer was standing, Cheney was tracking the bird and cut loose at him. Sounds like a conspiracy to me!
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    Love the jokes, this one screams President Ford and President Carter all over again. (The marx brothers of the Presidency).

    Maybe he took shooting lessons from Burr?

    In all seriousness, walking up next to or behind someone who is hunting and NOT announcing your presence isn't the brightest thing in the world. People tend to get "target lock", meaning they zone in on the target and miss anything going on around them. There's a range tower on FT Drum that has the scars to attest to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human
    Maybe he took shooting lessons from Burr?

    There's a range tower on FT Drum that has the scars to attest to that.

    Burr and Jackson killed what they were pointing at...

    Lol, I'd be disappointed if there were NO scars on that tower....Those are my tax dollars at work..
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    Some Dick Cheney jokes..

    Goodone Richard & I still just love what you come up with.. Hey you think if lawyer would have took the shot to Cheney then he would have been shot ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD


    I heard that the quail flew over towards where the lawyer was standing, Cheney was tracking the bird and cut loose at him. Sounds like a conspiracy to me!
    With one shot he hit the bird and the lawyer???

    Maybe if Cheney hadn't worked so hard to avoid military service during VietNam (I had better things to do) he would have learned something. Perhaps the NRA has a makeup class he can attend??? Gun Safety 101?
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    Oh man....

    You may not want to shoot your mouth off at Cheney.....He'll do it for you!

    Headline?

    "Cheney takes a shot at the lawyer problems in the country"

    I really doubt that Cheney is THAT good a shot....
    Who can miss with shotgun?


    Are you sure they were quail shooting?

    Yep, the Secret Service didn't hear anyone say "Duck!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    With one shot he hit the bird and the lawyer???
    No, the bird was seen heading over to the Democratic Party Headquarters...

    I really don't know...
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    LOL I love the jokes. Cheney sure made himself looks even more stupid=x

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    I can't take credit for the "If the lawyer shot Cheney" joke..

    One of the local newspeople said that his friend, a former Secret Service guy, told him that they have many scenarios scripted out, but the VP shooting someone isn't in any book....

    So, There must be a few pages added to the "What to do" handbook!


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    Knowing more about the situation, I do not feel it worthy of jokes. "Canned hunts" are horrific, awful, reprehensible, appalling things. That's all I'll say on the matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen
    Knowing more about the situation, I do not feel it worthy of jokes. "Canned hunts" are horrific, awful, reprehensible, appalling things. That's all I'll say on the matter.

    I also read that it was a canned shoot. What else would you expect from
    a guy who dodged service in the armed forces.

    I think it just proves how paranoid the man is.
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