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  1. 02-07-2006, 09:03 AM #1
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    Not expressly for Richard, but, he might like them...

    Bumper Stickers:
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    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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    Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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    The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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    I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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    If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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    Illiterate? Write For Help.
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    Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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    He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
    But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
    Person.
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    You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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    Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
    Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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    Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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    If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
    Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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    Ax Me About Ebonics.
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    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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    Boldly Going Nowhere.
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    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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    Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
    Friends
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    Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
    Window.
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    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits
    He is Lost?
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    GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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    All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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    And Lastly:

    "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND
    FOR THE SAME REASON
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  2. 02-07-2006, 09:08 AM #2
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    LOL Those were great!
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  3. 02-07-2006, 09:38 AM #3
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  4. 02-07-2006, 11:49 AM #4
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  5. 02-07-2006, 12:16 PM #5
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    Joh, Those were GREAT!!

    I need to print a few of them up!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

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  6. 02-07-2006, 03:26 PM #6
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    I would love to have them as an adhesive on my bumper- I'd change weekly
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  7. 02-07-2006, 03:28 PM #7
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    Not expressly for Richard, but, he might like

    OMG how so true all the sayings & I just love them..

    ~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~

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  8. 02-07-2006, 03:48 PM #8
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    My favorite is still one I saw on a black mimicooper in the Hummer font in yellow :Hummers Suck

    Niño & Eliza

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  9. 02-07-2006, 05:34 PM #9
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    I always worry when I see my name in the header of a thread....

    I love bumperstickers and plate frames....

    I saw one today on a car driven by a man...

    Life is too short to dance with ugly men.

    Other faves??

    Don't laugh, your daughter may be in the back seat.

    I am pedaling as fast as I can.

    DO NOT WASH, Dirt test underway.

    Gretzky shoots! Jesus Saves!
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  10. 02-07-2006, 07:22 PM #10
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    "Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."

    OMG - ROTFLMAO!!!!

    Loved those!
    Thanks so much
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  11. 02-08-2006, 01:27 PM #11
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    I seek only to amuse my friends here!
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  12. 02-08-2006, 01:54 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cataholic
    I seek only to amuse my friends here!

    365 days in the Land of the Easily Amused!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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  13. 02-08-2006, 07:26 PM #13
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    Those were great, Johanna!!

    I saw one that said, "Ran into my ex. Backed up and ran over him again!!"

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
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  14. 02-09-2006, 11:29 AM #14
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    This one was fun for a while.


    Welcome to California- Now go home.

    Then someone added this tag line....


    And take someone with you!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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