It went something like this….

[kuhio98]

Officer: Are you aware that you “flashed” your neighbor?
kuhio98: I can explain…
Officer: Suzanne from across the street may never be the same after what she saw.
kuhio98: If you’ll just let me explain…
Officer: Spill it! It better be good.
kuhio98: Well, I was taking a bath you see. And Pepper decided to crawl under the towels I left in the floor.
Officer: Pepper? What the heck does Pepper have to do with taking a bath?
kuhio98: No, not a pepper bath. Pepper is my cat.
Officer: You’re saying that a cat is responsible for Suzanne’s damaged corneas?
kuhio98: No. It wasn’t Pepper’s fault. See she was so comfy that I didn’t want to disturb her when I got out of the tub.
Officer: Let me get this straight. You blinded your neighbor because you didn’t want to disturb a cat?
kuhio98: Well, of course. I couldn’t disturb her. She was sleeping so peacefully.
Officer: Right lady, continue….
kuhio98: So, I grabbed a hand towel and attempted to dry off, but quickly I discovered that it wasn’t uhh sufficient to do the job.
Officer: Uh huh – Nodding in agreement
kuhio98: I walked out into the hall to the linen closet to get another towel to dry off the rest of my ummmmm “acreage”.
Officer: I’m with ya.
kuhio98: I found a towel and when I turned to close the door, I realized that Bobcat had left all the curtains open so that people could view our Christmas tree lights!!! I screamed and ran for cover.
Officer: But, it was too late.
kuhio98: Yes, the damage had been done. Suzanne witnessed the whole thing.
Officer: Because you didn’t want to disturb Pepper?
kuhio98: Yes. She just looked so comfortable, I hated to bother her.
Officer: Well, I’m not sure how to write this ticket up.
kuhio98: I just hope the judge and jury are cat lovers. No one would convict me! You just can’t disturb a sleeping kitty. It’s just not right!
Officer: You're crazy lady.
kuhio98: Nope! I'm a cat lover!

[christa]

LOLOLOL

Um . . . seriously???

I'm LMAO!!!

A little confused . . . I mean, seriously??? . . . okay, don't care . . . I'm still LMAO!!!

[kuhio98]

Christa ~ It went "something" like that. I seriously did flash poor Suzanne who may never recover complete eyesight due to my Alaskan-never-been-in-the-sun skin. But no cops were called.

[kimlovescats]

LOL!!!!

[Killearn Kitties]

Well, if Mohammed can cut his sleeve off, I don't see anything wrong with you running around your own house looking for towels!!!

[catnapper]

Oh dear! What a sight!!! I can picture it perfectly.... not your nekkid butt running through the house, but the scene!

You're a good meowmie... you did exactly what you shold have done!

[carole]

Aww Lisa that was so funny, I can imagine it all, hey don't knock a lily white skin, something to be proud of.

[momcat]

Only on Pet Talk would we see a story like this!

Dear Kuhio98, Hi! I just had to see why Meowmie was laughing so much and I saw your story. Thank you for not disturbing my fellow kitty sleeping so nicely on your towel. We both know that would have been blatant aboose. You have no fault here, your neighbor shouldn't be looking out her window when you need a towel from the closet! Anyway, if you need help or advice I'll be more than happy to help you pro bono. You're such a wonderful Meowmie.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose