I'm 50% Blonde, What are you?

[joanofark]

This is hilarious people, read it and send it on.

How blonde are you? Repost with your score in the
subject next to "how blonde are you?'

DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!



1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing
on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are
on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to
get to his/her parents?


2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the
house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink,
the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What
color are the stairs?


3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing
north, what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?



5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't
have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can
she do?


6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?


8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that
you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they
want the money for the bill now, what would you do?


9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35
cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?


10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in
-gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd
word.

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Answers



1.) Orphans don't have parents.


2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.


3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine
cones.


4.) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary


5.) Widows don't have husbands.


6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast,
that is what the bread becomes after being in the
toaster, toasted.


7.) They drink water. Not milk.


8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why
would they care how long you talked on your home
phone?


9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than
the other has to be.


10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the
3rd word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is
the 3rd word.

Scores
-0 wrong...0% blonde


-1 wrong...10% blonde


-2 wrong...20% blonde


-3 wrong...30% blonde


-4 wrong...40% blonde


-5 wrong...50% blonde


-6 wrong...60% blonde


-7 wrong...70% blonde


-8 wrong...80% blonde


-9 wrong...90% blonde


-10 wrong...100% blonde

[binka_nugget]

0% blonde

[BitsyNaceyDog]

I got numbers 4 and 10 wrong, so I'm 20% blonde.

[lady_zana]

Somewhere between 0% and 10% blonde! - the one I missed was the Cingular Wireless one...I knew the answer after a moment but I haven't had a landline telephone in so long that at first I had forgot! The hubby and I both only have cells.

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

10% blond, but in fact it is 0%, as I didn't understand the question about the Webster Dictionary

[Karen]

0% blonde by those calculations, though in fact I was blonde for the first 4 years of my life!

[Felix]

0%.Im 100% Brunette

[KYS]

10% blond.

[Flatcoatluver]

gosh i feel stubid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CagneyDog]

20% blonde haha

[Anita Cholaine]

I'm 60% blonde But you should consider that I didn't understand some of the questions very well, because of my English ...

[cocker_luva]

0% blonde yippee