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  1. 10-06-2005, 09:16 AM #1
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    ~Corny Halloween Joke~

    Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......


    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP... behind him.

    Walking faster he looks back,
    and makes out the image of an upright
    coffin banging its way down the middle
    of the street towards him




    BUMP...


    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
    the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...


    faster...

    faster...

    BUMP...

    BUMP....

    BUMP.

    He runs up to his door,
    fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
    rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
    However, the coffin crashes through his
    door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...



    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    on the heels of the terrified man....
    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
    the man locks himself in. His heart is
    pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .

    With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
    door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
    The man screams and reaches for
    something heavy, anything ...

    his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
    ROBITUSSIN .


    Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
    hard as he can at the apparition,






    and...



    the coffin stops.

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  2. 10-06-2005, 09:19 AM #2
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    Ha, Ha, Ha.
    That was cute.
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  3. 10-06-2005, 09:47 AM #3
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    LOL! Cute!

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    haha that's cute!
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  5. 10-06-2005, 09:51 AM #5
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    LOL! I wasn't expecting that..... but on a side note, I sure could use some Robitussin right now (and a fresh box of tissues)
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    Corny Halloween Joke

    How so funny & yup had me going & then LOL

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  7. 10-06-2005, 11:00 AM #7
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    hahahaha CORNY! I loved it Donna!
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  8. 10-06-2005, 02:27 PM #8
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    that is quite funny actually

    thanks k9krazee for the signature!
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  9. 10-06-2005, 03:53 PM #9
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    LOL, I wasn't expecting that all. Wonderful joke, corny or not.
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  10. 10-06-2005, 05:56 PM #10
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    lol i like that one!
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    hah I love corny jokes
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    Have to admit that one went over my head, I don't get it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_rescue
    Have to admit that one went over my head, I don't get it!
    Robitussin is something you can take when you have a cold, it helps you to stop coughing. So when the guy threw the robitussin at the coffin, it stopped.

    Thank you Kay for the beautiful sig!

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    LOL Thanks for the laugh!! That was great!
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