A Message From Eddie

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear PetTalkers,

Eddie would like to say he is astonished that any of his PetTalk friends would suggest he might harm little Jiminy Cricket. Oh sure, some of you remember that horrific incident with the rather high-strung Mr. Chips...the chipmunk.

No one was more surprised than Eddie when Mr Chips (over)reacted to Eddie's exuberant greeting with a fatal heart attack.

It was an unfortunate accident that continues to cause Eddie moments of sleeplessness... alright not many but still....

It has affected Eddie's ability to establish new relationships, and in fact Jiminy....who was really rather boring....hoped off to greener pastures....north....in the general direction of LA where Eddie suggested he look up Annie for a good time.

In brotherly love,

Eddie
/es/

[Karen]

Oh Ediie, sweetie, *I* knew you'd never hurt Jiminy! Someone oughta get you a copy of the old children's book "Ferdinand the Bull," somehow you remind me of him!

[Barbara]

Dear Secretary, I admit I suggested in earlier posts that you may not be agood PR agent for your furries.

I will never again say that. In contrary- I think you would be a purrfect PR agent for anyone in major politics - how about GWB- as you always let your clients stand there very nicely and beautifully

[kuhio98]

Eddie ~ I'm ashamed of myself for doubting your inquisitive, yet friendly, nature. Perhaps if you ever visit Alaska, you could give etiquette lessons to Halo and Pepper? Their interaction with "the locals" does not normally lead to a long lasting friendship.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ah, Eddie, we all know you are a big softie at heart! And would never hurt a fly, er hopper!

[Cataholic]

Eddie,
If you can just hold on a few years, I **might** be able to get a license to practice law in CA. I will be able to properly defend these character assinations. In the meantime, just keep your head up (and mouth closed), and things will get better!

[LoudLou]

Eddie-

We knew you would listen to Jiminy... Let your conscience be your guide... as for Mr. Chips... It WAS NOT your fault!


_ The Beans

[lizbud]

Oh, so sorry Eddie. I judged you by my boy kitties. They do
not play nice with crickets or other hoppy insects.

[CalliesMom]

LOL Eddie knows he wanted to eat it, but meowmie was watching...and he didn't want to look like a bad boy.

[catmandu]

MY CATS,WHEN I WAS YOUNG,WERE GREAT HUNTERS,THEY WOULD CATCH MICE,BIRDS,INSECTS,AND THE OCCASIONAL RABBBIT.
I REMEMBER AN INCIDENT,WHERE CATS,ON THE NEXT STREET,KILLED A YOUNG PUPPY,IN HIS YARD.
LOTS,OF UPSET PEOPLE,ON THAT ONE.
BUT EDDIE,UNLIKE PREDATORS MICHAEL,AND PRINCESS,IS SUCH A GENTLE CAT,A MARSHMELLOW KITTY,A GOOD SAMARATIN,IN FUR. MY PRINCESS,JUST LOVES HIM.

[Sus]

...Eddiiie! I'm sure you meant no harm! How are you these days? And how's Edwina? It is so nice to hear from you again...

Lots of love,
Sus and the Bellacat

[gini]

Well, Eddie, I am so happy to hear that you have sent Jiminy up to Los Angeles "for a good time".

Annie has returned this kind favor by sending her lizard on its way to you for a visit. However, I wasn't able to check his condition before he left.

When Annie found him, she wanted to keep him - and looked around for her "pocket" - once she realized she didn't have one - she just carried him around in her mouth

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Cataholic
just keep your head up (and mouth closed), and things will get better!

I know that's what lawyers tell you all the time- did you think he should keep it closed WITH hopper inside or without

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

Dearest Eddie,

Always remember that you are INNOCENT until proven guilty!!!!

Scritchies to you and HH

[Vio&Juni]

Originally posted by Barbara
I know that's what lawyers tell you all the time- did you think he should keep it closed WITH hopper inside or without

Barbara, that was funny!