Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Paul "
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you
haven't got an Uncle Paul"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
Mommy, right now"
*Brief Pause*
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put
the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door,
and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
phone. "I did it
Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He
was all scared and
he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I
guess he didn't know that you took out the water last
week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long
Pause***
***Longer
Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this
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I really needed that laugh today!
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