Oh Boots Kat, where ARE you???
Our Boots, the Kat, nebber wuz the sharpest knife inna drawer... 
Summa the places he's misplaced himself inna Ranch house are...
* Clothes dryer; when he wuz jest a liddel kitten he snuck into the dryer while Dad wuz pullin part of a load out - took about three spins afore Dad hear'd the *thumpin and bumpin* an shut if off. Storrie goes the Kat came out like a
rocket - but had a lotta trouble walkin a straight line for a while. He don't crawl in there no more!
* Bunkroom klozet; LUVS bein in there. Dad checks purdy close now - after Boots spent a hole DAY in there and used the pile a dirty clothes fer his poddy needs that day. Dad wuz a liddel
next time he warshed his duds.
* Baffroom linen klozet; same deal - in all day and had mosta the towelz & stuff onna floor when we gotz back home.
* Kitchin cabinets; favorite hang-out while Dad's stackin his kanz inna food locker. Boots signals he wuntz *out* by crawlin up onna high shelf an knocking stacks of kanz down to the bottom!
**BEST DummmKat stunt = he wuz sleepin inna clubhouse (Dad's fallin wadder klozet inna baffroom). Dad turns the fallin wadder on an closes the door whilst he's takin off his cloth skinz. Openz the slider door an getz wun legfoot in when a verrie *WET* an verrie
Kat exits by runnin up Dad's legbone, body, an headbone! Dad hadda lotta lil red leaky spotz on his skin partz.
Kat pouted
fer three dayz after that wun!
But, that's our Boots!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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