How to Tell if Your Cat is for Real

[janelle]

How to Tell if Your Cat is for Real

A true cat will endure discomfort for hours and wait patiently until 3 a.m. to cough up a hairball on your bed.

A true cat always comes between you and your newspaper.

A true cat would rather eat what you're having, even if what you fixed for him is better than what you fixed for yourself.

A true cat waits until you are watching your favourite TV show before asking to go out, and come in, and go out, and come in, etc.

True cats have perfected the guilt-provoking stare.

A true cat prefers your flower bed to her litter box.

A true cat never willingly laps up hairball remedy, no matter what the instructions on the package say.

A true cat can find and discard the smallest pill in the largest heap of food.

That's why administering a pill to a true cat is a two-person job. Sometimes a three-person job.

A true cat doesn't do tricks.

A true cat abhors a closed door.

When caught misbehaving, a true cat pretends he was doing something else.

[AlleyCat]

LOL, you hit the nail on the head!

[Shady]

Originally posted by janelle
How to Tell if Your Cat is for Real

A true cat will endure discomfort for hours and wait patiently until 3 a.m. to cough up a hairball on your bed.

A true cat always comes between you and your newspaper.

A true cat would rather eat what you're having, even if what you fixed for him is better than what you fixed for yourself.

A true cat waits until you are watching your favourite TV show before asking to go out, and come in, and go out, and come in, etc.

True cats have perfected the guilt-provoking stare.

A true cat prefers your flower bed to her litter box.

A true cat never willingly laps up hairball remedy, no matter what the instructions on the package say.

A true cat can find and discard the smallest pill in the largest heap of food.

That's why administering a pill to a true cat is a two-person job. Sometimes a three-person job.

A true cat doesn't do tricks.

A true cat abhors a closed door.

When caught misbehaving, a true cat pretends he was doing something else.

lol, yep all of the above, mine are REAL.

[catmandu]

AND A TRUE CAT,WILL SIT,FOR HOURS,AND ONLY MOVE,WHEN THEY CAN INTECEPT YOU,PREFERABLY,ON THE STAIRS.
A TRUE CAT,WILL ONLY LOSE,THIER LUNCH,IN SPOTS,THAT YOU CANNOT AVOID,IN THE EXACT CENTRE,OF A DOORWAY.
AND TRUE CATS,WHEN YOU TELL,EVERYONE HOW WELL,THEY GET ALONG,WILL START WORLD WAR THREE.

[janelle]

And they love to deposit their hair ball on the floor at night in a place you walk so if you get up you will have to step in it.

Then they go under the bed and giggle.

[Lightning SuperCat]

We call those the "Kitty Rules." Lightning sure is a true cat! Here are a few more "kitty rules":
1. Hide under the bed. When they find you, move to the other side where they can't reach you. When they move to the other side, move back. Do this repeatedly until you get out from under the bed and go up behind them and say, "what in the world are you doing? I'm right here!"
2. NO KISSES BETWEEN THE EARS!!!!!!!
What are some other "kitty rules" in your houses?

[janelle]

When you have people over who like cats they will go hide until the person leaves but if you have people over who do not like cats they will get up in their face and stare them in the eyes until you put them in the bedroom.