Dear Eddie:

You are beautiful. Everyone who sees you says how beautiful you are.

However.....when I have to meet with a client in the dining room it is sufficient if you parade through the room once or twice. Like Edwina does. It is even okay to sit on the window sill so you are gorgeously backlit...like Edwina does.

Please, please....even when they pet you and say how much they love cats....do NOT jump up onto the table. Do NOT rub up against the bottle of water I have given them and please, please, please...do NOT try and drink from their bottle.

Thank you very much,



Your Secretary