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    Sacrafices women make

    Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands....
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    LOL!!!
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    what a great unexpected laugh....i needed that...

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    ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for sharing, Pit Chick!!

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    hehe

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    lol!!!

  9. I showed my mom this thread.
    she laughed out loud too.

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is great! Thats great that you can laugh at yourself Oggyflute!!!! OMG! Would you mind if I shared this story in school?

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    Originally posted by jesse_3
    Would you mind if I shared this story in school?
    Go for it.
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    Good one.


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