I got this in an E-mail and it had me ROTFLMBO!
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
Meow occasionally.
Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Shadow box.
Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
Bring a chair along.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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!i told them 2 my dad and he started laughing (he almost never laughs).do you have any more of those "jokes"?if so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase post them on here!!!!!
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