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    Give this man a hand!

    Oh, I forgot this story...

    A man went to an Arby's (It's a place that specialized in roast beef sandwiches....)

    And bit into a chewy piece of meat....He pulled it out of his mouth and saw that it was a piece of skin.

    Another customer given the "FINGER"..

    well, almost....

    Apparently one of the managers was slicing meat in the slicer and took off some skin.......the man was seeking 50,000 dollars.

    Now why wasn't that meat thrown out???

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    A roast beef sandwich

    $2.49

    Pulling a piece of the managers hand out of your mouth?

    50,000 dollars.

    New advertising campaign- Our sandwiches are HAND MADE!

    Priceless!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Hey why not??? It's no "skin" off his nose.....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

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    --Polar Express

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    How could you "hide" something like that? (badump, bump)
    Love is Adoptable. Adopt a Pit Bull.

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    Originally posted by Pit Chick
    How could you "hide" something like that? (badump, bump)
    Ladies and Gentleman,

    Slick and Pit Chick will be here all week for two shows an evening.....Have a good evening and don't forget to tip your waitress!!

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    I can see it now...the Pit Chick/Slick Dinner Theater in Branson, Missouri!!

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    I think I should change my sign on name to be Slick Chick....that way we can be the Chick Sisters.

    DAMN it's good to have you back Richard....even if for just one day!!!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Originally posted by slick
    [B] I think I should change my sign on name to be Slick Chick....that way we can be the Chick Sisters.

    Love is Adoptable. Adopt a Pit Bull.

    Don't Breed or Buy While Shelter Animals Die.

    If Pit Bulls are outlawed, only outlaws will have Pit Bulls.

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    "The Chick Sisters Show"
    - Now who would have thought..............

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    Would the name "Slickies/Chick" be a copyright infringement???
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I don't get the finger thingy! What was it really?
    I love all animals to death!
    I would never do anything mean or bad to an animal!
    I will never forget all who have died in my arms!!
    I'm So glad God created animals, I don't know how I could live without them!
    Save a life, ADOPT!!
    I strive SOO hard every day to be the person my pets want me to be . . .

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