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    From Police/Fire Log in a Local Newspaper (roflmao)

    http://www.gloucestertimes.com/
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    • A man drinking liquor in front of an adopted bird at an Essex Avenue home was the source of a domestic dispute reported around 9 p.m. Tuesday.

    The man's live-in, ex-wife called police because he was drinking liquor in front of their bird — which she said he is forbidden to do because it makes their dog mad.

    The ex-husband told police he drank a couple of nips in front of the bird but he didn't smoke his pipe in front of it. The woman agreed to return the bird to the shelter the next day. Police did not file any charges for the incident.
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    Ok...some people just have issues
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    What? I dont get it.

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    Originally posted by Tiah
    What? I dont get it.
    I don't get it either, but I can see the cops who had to go check out this odd complaint. They must have been laughing till they had tears! Something must be in the water up there.
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