Samantha's letter of complaint

[Killearn Kitties]

Dear Meowmie

I write to complain about the standard of accommodation hereabouts. It's all very well saying that holiday cottages are usually compact, but there is no room to swing a mouse in here! I cannot even stand up straight.

Might I suggest that you have a word with Ms Peanut in Chicago? Clearly she receives excellent real estate advice and I feel that perhaps her consultants can do something for me.

Yours in hope

Samantha
xx

[catnapper]

Samantha Sweetie, perhaps you needs to build onto your humble cabin. Its amazing what can be done with a little imagination and some duct tape

[kimlovescats]

Samantha dear, I agree with Catnapper ..... the design possibilities are limitless! Add a second story, cut out niches, add color and a little whimsy! Before long, your cabin will be "to die for'!

[Barbara]

Dear Samantha I don't know whether there is much hope regarding how long it took your meowmie and pawpaw to get the heating working again

Looks as if Peanut has the better contractors inhouse

[catmandu]

Samantha,at least,you are in a house.You dont know,waht its like,to be out,in the Cold,even,with that Fat ,Bald Man,bringing food out.I hear,that if I play,my Cards right,I can be a Found Cat,Too! Ill look scared,and then I will lert him trap,me,and take me in.There,go for the grace,of God,go you,Samantha!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Darling,

I have heard accomodations are smaller in Europe but this is RIDICULOUS!!! Speak to the management immediately. Demand the space appropriate to a woman of your stature! I'm thinking castle here!

Spaciously yours,

Edwina

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
I'm thinking castle here!

Absolutely! A castle would be the only accomodation fit for you, Samantha!

Ok, ok, Peanut, yes, you can talk to Samantha yourself.

Hi Samantha, it's not a matter of real estate agent, it's like Barbara says, you need a good contractor who can transform any old cardboard box into a castle! See, my wonderful home started out as a plain old box too!


And here's a pic of me doing a mid-build inspection while the wonderful contractor was putting the brick on.


And I would really suggest a window. Makes the space so nice and light and airy feeling.


Unfortunately meowmy says she doesn't have any pics on her work computer of the finished product and Imagestation deleted all her pics so she can't show one right now while she's at work. I don't understand all that, but mostly I want to know what is work and why must meowmy go there everyday and leave me home alone?

Anyway, your new home looks lovely, Samantha, and with a little bit of work it could be the grand castle you so deserve!

But remember, the most important thing about real estate is location, location, location! So make sure your new castle is properly positioned for maximum enjoyment.


Peanut

[Cataholic]

Dear Samantha,
No doubt about it. You have a raw deal. I think we should sue someone.

[Laura's Babies]

You guys are cracking me UP!

I agree though, LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION!

[lizbud]

Oh poor Samantha She does look a bit miffed in that picture.
No room to swing a mousie? It's unbelievable how much housing has gone downhill. Chin up sweetie, it'll get better.

[rg_girlca]

Oh Samantha dear. I would definitely look into better housing sweetie and it's true what Peanut said, "Location, location, location."

Please let us know if you find something that best suits your needs.

[Rie Rie]

I just love the pictures and the captions. Some of you should consider doing a book on cats and how to build the proper home for them. LOL

[jenluckenbach]

Sorry, laughing too hard to respond.

[nibblets]

Perhaps we could send a letter to Extreme Makeover Kitty Castles and get Ty Penington to bring his crew in. They are currently finishing up a project in my town...if I see him I'll put in a good word for you.

[Abby&Buddy'sMom]

your new accomadations look rather spacious compared to mine (shown here) I have nowhere to turn love, your friend Abby