Thursday 101...

[RICHARD]

Attention class..

Everyone, Take your seats.......

This is Thursday 101, the course title is Mixology and bar room etiquette...

My name is Richard and I am the course instructor......I will be asking you for drink recipes as the day goes on....

As I go around the room please introduce your self to the others.....

[lbaker]

My name is Laurie and I'm a PetTalkaholic and Thursdayaholic. Will we have "show and tell"

[robinh]

Hello, my name is Robin. I'm also a PetTalkaholic and a Thursdaylurker.

I do better with the tell part. Grew out of my show stage.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

My name is Connie. I love cherry vanilla coke, onion rings, and nachos!

This short hairy guy is Mario, the bar's favorite monkey.
He doesn't talk much until you get to know him, then; watch out!
He loves, beer, blueberries, bananas and cherries and grinning at you with them all in his mouth!

[LeahMM]

My name is Leah and I am an any board that is about pets-aholic.

[catland]

<I hate the first day of class - I hope we don't have to break off into groups later in the session>

My name is Catland, but my friends call me Julie. If I was younger I'd flirt with the hazmat guys. As it is, I'll just flirt with Mario.

I'm addicted to PT Smilies. I sometimes go through Smilie withdrawl when I have to compose a regular email at work or on another web site <what - another web site? - how could it be? > and the PT smilies aren't there to convey my innermost emotions.

I think I'll sit down now.

[lbaker]

* waves hand frantically * I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOOOOOM! Can I get a hall pass plleeeeease

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Hi all. My name is Debbie and I'm also a Pettalkaholic, a Thursdayaholic, a smilieaholic and a boldaholic! Guess I got it bad.

I like Coke. Large McD's cup, with ice and a straw. And Naked Beer. And red slushies. And Slick's Baileys. And green slushies. And Swamp Thangs. And...well....a lot of other things...but I think....like Catland...I better sit down now.....

[davidpizzica]

My name is david p and I'm also a Pet Talkolic and a Thursdayolic. I got it bad! A lime diet coke??

[lbaker]

I just passed Slick in the hall coming back from the "girls room" and she slipped me a note. Seems she's on her way to the principals office (read.. out of town clients/important meeting) but will stop by later depending on just how "Slick" Slick can be Is it snack time yet? I'll pass the snacks if we can have slushies Mr Instructor Sir Oh boy, I can't wait for recess

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

My mom made cookies for me to bring today for snack time. She was extra ambitious so we have a good variety - chocolate chip, molasses, oatmeal, sugar, macadamia nut and a few peanut butter that she insisted I bring - peanut butter cookies, eeewwww!!!

Laurie, I'll trade you some of my snacks for some of your snacks?

Ooh, ooh, Mr. Instructor, ohh, ooh! Can I please have a red slushie? Pretty please...with coconut on top? And a cherry too....if Mario will give one up that is.

Pssst, Laurie <passes note that says "Do you think Mr. Instructor will be able to handle the class if we all have too many slushies?">

[lbaker]

pssssst, no problem Debbie, that's not coffee he's drinking in that big mug on his desk I LUV peanut butter cookies! Trade ya some marbles. OMD! Keep the marbles away from Mario! We'll all have to sit in the corner with dunce caps on and you know what that does to my perfect hair

[catland]

Oh Noooo

I just heard that teacher is going to give us a pop quiz and I didn't study.

Quick - what are the ingredients in a red slushie?

[RICHARD]

lolol...

That is what I love about you all......you just pick up that idea and run with it....Let me give the class a "done" and I'll be back in a bit.....

[Pit Chick]

Figures, I'm always late for class. What's this I hear about a pop quiz? I've killed too many brain cells for a quiz and with all of the slushies going around I'm about to freeze the only ones I have left.