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  1. 02-22-2005, 12:50 PM #1
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    "The Perfect Husband"

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
    speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I ' m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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  2. 02-22-2005, 12:53 PM #2
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    hahahaha. That was so funny, and I was not expecting that


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  3. 02-22-2005, 12:54 PM #3
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    LOLOLOLOL....

    That was a good one!
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  4. 02-22-2005, 05:31 PM #4
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    Heheheheh.....so funny! I'll have to pass that one along!

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  5. 02-22-2005, 05:34 PM #5
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    lol, that's great!
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  6. 02-22-2005, 06:27 PM #6
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  7. 02-22-2005, 06:32 PM #7
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    OMG!!! that is sooo funny!!!
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  8. 02-22-2005, 11:51 PM #8
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    LMAO , very good.

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  9. 02-23-2005, 09:07 AM #9
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    LOL! Good one!

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  10. 02-23-2005, 10:00 AM #10
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    that's great!
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  11. 02-23-2005, 10:00 AM #11
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    ha ha, too cute
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  12. 02-23-2005, 03:29 PM #12
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    That's a good one. I just read it to my coworker
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  13. 02-23-2005, 03:37 PM #13
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    That's awesome! LOL. The ending was not what I was expecting that's for sure.
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  14. 02-23-2005, 06:15 PM #14
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    LOL!
    That sooo sounds like something my dad would do.
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  15. 02-23-2005, 08:44 PM #15
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    Now who was the stupid lady who doesn't even know her own husband's voice? LOL!!! VERY funny!!!
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