I've come to a realization of why I was put on this earth. It was not to better myself or the lives of children I may have...it was to be at the beck and call of my cats. Any whim they have must be fulfilled.

There is a little game Callie and I play when I'm um...indisposed in the restroom.. "THE SHOWER MONSTER" I scratch behind the shower curtain and she tries to "kill it."


"I think it's safe Meowmie. I don't see anything."


"Wait..what's this????"


"I WILL GET YOU!!!"


"HA! Your safe Meowmie. I got it!"

And of course...we always have to have an audience. My husband wasn't home so it was okay to leave the door open!! AND please don't think I'm nuts taking pictures while I'm in the bathroom.