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    Famous Cat Quotes (very funny)

    I thought I would share these quotes with my fellow cat fans:

    "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown

    "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

    "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

    "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

    "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

    If you like these phrases then I invite you to visit my kitty humor store at http://www.graffitiusa.com/

    Here is a sample:

    Cat Collectable Magnets, Buttons,T-Shirts,etc.

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    This should be posted in cat general, more people will see it!

    Funny quotes though!

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    My favourites are

    Dogs have owners.............cats have staff!

    and

    You know you are somebody when you have been ignored by a cat!


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    Dogs will answer your calls,Cats put you,on thier voice mail.
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Cats can sniff out anything just like a hound dog, only they don't bark (meow) about it.
    Gail

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