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    Jessica Simpson

    They're advertising the heck out of this special she's having tonight with her "new" hubby - gag me.

    So my question is, just who is Jessica Simpson and why would I want to watch a Christmas special with her and Nick - whoever he is.

    Am I getting old and "out of it" or is it right that I think the whole thing is ridiculous and why do I even care?

    Oh, and who's this Ashley Simpson that Jessica will be singing with "for the very first time." Like, oooohhhh....I'm so excited - NOT!

    Oh, and everytime I hear the name Jessica Simpson, for some reason Homer and Bart come to mind and I try to figure out where Jessica fits in the family......
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    I'm SO happy I will be missing this. Jessica Simpson is some blonde who's famous for being a dumb blonde (apologies in advance to all the other smart blondes out there). According to reports on some show she and her hubby have she reportedly thought Chicken of the Sea (tuna) was actually .... chicken!

    Ashley Simpson is her sister who cannot sing and was caught on one of those late-night shows (Letterman?) lip syncing.

    Why do I know this detritus? I guess I must watch way too much ET and The Insider! Geez!

    so now you know ...

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    t&p,

    What is the matter with you???

    Jessica Simpson is the girl that had to have her zits covered up when they shot her music videos!

    Even I KNOW THAT!!!!

    They play the commercial every 15 minutes on the radio...ZITADE or ACNE-B-GON

    And maybe you ladies can help me out....

    When does a husband stop being 'new'???

    I don't want to fall into that trap should I marry.....
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    Originally posted by RedHedd

    Ashley Simpson is her sister who cannot sing and was caught on one of those late-night shows (Letterman?) lip syncing.

    Actually Redd it was Saturday Night Live!!!!!!! I'm not kidding either. Don't care for Jessica Simpson either. I do like the group her hubby sings with though.


    Richard.....I think it is actually customary for a husband to stop being new after the first year of marriage. How long have these two been married now?????????? I wonder when Lee and I get married if I'm going to be considered "new" for so long?






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    Originally posted by mina'smomma
    I do like the group her hubby sings with though.
    .....uummm....which group is that?

    Richard, I believe you're considered "new" until the anulment papers are filed. I swear, I wonder if these "famous" young girls today even know what the word "married" means.

    Glad to hear I'm not missing much by not knowing who these people are. Sounds like some canned pop artist type. Thank goodness for homework....and public TV.
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    I have seen their show "the newlyweds" here and there...I actually think they make a cute couple...she definetly doesn't seem domestic at all but they portray a couple devoted to each other. He is or was in the group 98 degrees I think he is actually pretty cute and I am 43

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    Hmmm... I actually like Jessica & Nick. I think they're adorable together and I like a lot of Ashlee's music, too. I think Jessica's family is a lot more normal than most famous families. Both girls grew up about 10 minutes from me, and I've been seeing them on local shows and hearing them on local talk radio ever since I can remember.

    Maybe I'm the weird one here, cause y'all seem rather annoyed with all of them. LOL

    I'm 37, BTW.

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    She is such a bimbo! Add her to the "I'm sick of hearing about them" list, along with JLO and Oprah

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    I really don't like Jessica or Nick. I thought their show was so stupid.
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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    .....uummm....which group is that?

    98 degrees. They're pretty decent.






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    Originally posted by micki76


    Maybe I'm the weird one here, cause y'all seem rather annoyed with all of them. LOL

    I'm 37, BTW.
    The only reason I'm so annoyed with them Micki is because it seems like lately if one of them farts it makes the six o'clock news. They are smothering the public to death with them.






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    I like The Newlyweds (the MTV show) a lot. I think it's funny. I think Jessica's a pretty good singer. Sometimes she over-sings, but then so do a lot of female singers. I like the Nick and Jessica specials - I guess it's because I started following both of their careers when they first started dating, and now they're married, and I think it's cute.

    I liked Ashlee's CD a lot. I kinda lost a little respect for her when the whole lip-synching thing happened, only because she said in a magazine she would never lip-synch (I know tons of artists out there lip-synch). I've been gradually forgiving her though. Everyone makes mistakes. At least she co-wrote all the songs on her album, and performs with a live band.

  13. Debbie...I have the same problem....who are these people and why should I care???

    The most awful and over-exposed is Paris Hilton....at least the others mention have DONE something....oh that's right....Paris made a movie.....

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    Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
    ....Paris made a movie.....
    It wasn't that good!

    But, I too can say I did spend a night in a Hilton...



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    I think Jessica has an amazing voice.

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