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  1. 11-07-2004, 04:35 PM #1
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    Thinking "Outside the Box!" *chuckle*

    Ok, let me set the picture...
    This past summer we had a sprinkler system installed in our front yard and new sod put down.


    My dad decided it was time to fertilize the yard. He grabs a bag of fertilizer and pours it into an empty tidy-cat bucket. (He carries the bucket around and tosses handfuls out on the lawn.)

    We live on a corner lot with four way stop signs.

    Some guy pulls his motorcycle up to the curb and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question?" Dad, thinking this guy's going to ask for directions, nods. The guy proceeds, "What exactly does kitty litter do for you yard?"

    Dad told him (and how he kept a straight face, I'll never know...),
    "When we water, the clay helps lock in the moisture."

    "Huh. Well, your yard sure looks good. Thanks!" And he rolls away...


    Somewhere in this town, some poor soul's buying cat litter and it's not for the litterbox! lol
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  2. 11-07-2004, 04:38 PM #2
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    OMG, that is so funny! What a sense of humor!

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  3. 11-07-2004, 04:40 PM #3
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! That's too funny!

    What a great joker your dad is to be able to keep a straight face like that!

    hee hee!
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    ROTFL!



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  5. 11-07-2004, 05:05 PM #5
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    What would be even more funny is if the guy tries it and it works!!!
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    OMG! THat is WAY to funny!!!!!

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    Re: Thinking "Outside the Box!" *chuckle*

    Originally posted by zippy-kat

    Dad told him (and how he kept a straight face,
    I'll never know...)

    Somewhere in this town,
    some poor soul's buying cat litter
    and it's not for the litterbox! lol
    Oh how I WISH I could think that fast!

    Your Dad has a rare gift!

    I hope he enjoys "using" it!

    GOOD ONE, Dad!!
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  8. 11-07-2004, 11:26 PM #8
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    LOL too funny!!
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  9. 11-07-2004, 11:40 PM #9
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    that is Hilarious!
    my dad would do the same thing!!!
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  10. 11-08-2004, 06:13 AM #10
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    Good one!! lol



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    Way to funny!!!


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    That belongs,in the Late Al Jaffees Mad page ,Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions!
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