Dear Diary - Should I be insulted?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Diary,

Lately Blondie keeps saying ...with a big sigh.... that I am all boy. Now, I realize that as a result of that unfortunate surgery I am two bits short of a dollar but --- other than that -- why wouldn't I be all boy ??

I asked what she meant...rolling in the dirt (does she know how refreshing that feels?) Speaking of comfort...

Well that just feels good for my back.....I am NOT showing off!

And if I'm not suppose to drink from it...

Why is it filled with water????

So Dear Diary....what can I do to be more metrosexual???

Worried,

Eddie

[Pam]

Eddie the idea is to sit on the potty, not drink from it. Wouldn't that make things easier for your mama. No litter box! Of course getting HH to use the potty might be a little tricky. It must be presented to her as the *porcelain goddess* and therefore something worthy of her contributions.

[Barbara]

Oh Eddie, your post and auntie Pam's response just leave me ROFL (that's what you do in the first picture too, isn't it?)

[Karen]

Dear Eddie -

Bein' all boy is nothin' to be insulted about. Lotsa my favorite people (skin and fur alike) in the whole world are boys. So flaunt your boy-ness, Eddie, no matter was her Highness says.

[jazzcat]

ROFLOL!!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

No, no reason to be insulted Eddie. Tubby is all boy too although he's not quite as fond of "showing it off" as you are.

As for being metrosexual....hmmmmm....I think you've had a couple of good starts....hanging out in the Lilies of the Valley....eating peaches and mangos.....

And not to worry, even Princess Peanut used to drink out of the porcelain water fountain.

[kuhio98]

No, Dear Eddie. It's not an insult to be called "all boy". Embrace your "boyness" and continue your boy ways. In our opinion being called a "metrosexual" is an insult. Give us a rough and tumble boy any day!

[lizzielou742]

ROTFLOL!!

"Two bits short of a dollar"!!!

[Vio&Juni]

But what a handsome boy!!!

[catmandu]

Actaully Eddie,The Found Cats,think that All Boy,is one of the best things,that our Guardians,can say,about us!

[Rachel]

Yes you are *All Boy*, Eddie. I do think that *facing the potty* is typically a male thing, so no matter what your reason for approaching that fixture, you've got the direction right.

[auggie]

Originally posted by Rachel
Yes you are *All Boy*, Eddie. I do think that *facing the potty* is typically a male thing, so no matter what your reason for approaching that fixture, you've got the direction right.

LOL!
Rachel, that’s exactly what I was thinking.
Eddie, you're so cute!!

[Tonya]

Ron says he's two bits short of a dollar and he's still all boy too! Be proud!

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

Eddie - you need to homour us silly Hoomans - Meowmie doesn't understand what a GREAT pet fountain she has there!