While in High School, I had Lady, a lil Pomeranian/MIX who
thought she was a 12 pound miniature GSD Guard Dawg! 
NObody set foot on our yard without "hearing about it" from Lady!
She had her best *phunn* with the
Postmen and the Dry Cleaner's Delivery Guy!
Postman *whistled*
while he walked!
If she was INside - she's start "telling" Mom the Postman was
getting close when he was Three Houses away!
But if she was OUTside (on her 20 foot rope on the front porch) -
she played it
and never made a *sound*!
She'd *wait* behind the bushes shielding the porch till the Postman
was within *reach* of her rope (and she knew EXACTLY how long
that rope was!) - then spring out to ambush the poor guy!
Postman learned if he didn't HEAR her inside - she was *lurking*
behind the bushes - and he'd call her "Oh, LADY!"...
She fell for it EVERY time - and dash out *barking* like
she was gonna eat him! Mom would rush out to retrieve the mail.
If I had her out for a walk; that SAME Postman was her Best Buddie -
as long as we met him one house before or after HER House! 
The Dry Cleaner? His truck brakes ALWAYS *squealed* to "tip her off".
And he was *DUMM* - NEVER learned she was always tied up if out...
She'd *bark* as he approached and *squealed* to slow down...
then *hide* (quietly) as he came up the walk...
The *attack* was started as his foot hit the porch steps...
*BARK* *BARK* *Barkity-BARK*
>>GASP<...
and he'd begin his MAD DASH "ALL the Way" back to his truck!
Mom would appear, *reel in* our Guard Mutt, and *wave* the All-Clear
to the poor Dry Cleaner, peering out from the "safety" of his truck!
You'd think that after he got *chased* by a tied up lil Mutt a
few dozen times - he might have noticed a pattern?
Mom tried to get him to *honk* when he arrived out front...
He always "forgot"! 

/s/ Phred .
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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