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    The Subservient President

    http://www.subservientpresident.net/

    This is a hilarious thing! Just type something you want the President to do into the blank - and he does it! My favorties are "drive drunk" and "go AWOL"! Related to the Subservient Chicken (http://www.subservientchicken.com/), and supported by www.moveon.org.

    As it says in the FAQ:
    Look, the site isn't for everyone -- if you want serious political commentary, subscribe to The Nation. While The Subservient President is supposed to be humorous, it's hard to feel too good about getting big laughs about Abu Ghraib or the Patriot Act.

    So, be warned, I'm not posting this to offend anyone, I am posting it because it's a joke. Some might not appreciate it, but some will. So if you're easily offended - don't.

    I think it's funny!

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    "lead the country..."


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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Ha ha! These are so funny! Type in "dance"

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    Find Osama!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I said "eat lunch" and he rummages around in the desk then asks "what should I do to the prisoner?" I said "question him" and the president hauled him away......

    I did get him to dance though.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    I can't get him to do anything other than stand there and scratch his head. I've used all the commands ya'll have listed.

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    T&P, make sure you're clicking the "submit" button, instead of just hitting the Enter key. It's picky.

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