The woodpecker may have to go

[jonza]

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah'sArk...

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting …

[ChrisH]

That's great! Thanks.

[swimma253]

llol thats all true! i love the last one!

did you make that up?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I was going to ask what you had against woodpeckers, then it hit me. Not the woodpecker; what you meant. I'm having a senior moment!

#10 was the one I was going to add but didn't need to!
It's been a long long day. Can you tell?

[Tonya]

That is good. Thank you for sharing.