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Thread: I need help to settle a wager!

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    I need help to settle a wager!

    I forgot about a bet

    I had the chance to meet Edwina's Secretary today and she reminded me that I made a wager with her....

    It involves washing her car.

    I gave her a coupon so she can claim her wash when the wager is decided.

    If I lose I wash her car...

    I was thinking about MY end of the wager and since I intend to collect on it I couldn't make up my mind on what I wanted.

    I met ES tonight and during a conversation we were having she flexed her biceps for me

    I thought about asking for some bathing suit pics - She is a handsome woman BUT, I usually a nice looking gal THAT question on our six month anniversary.

    Another thought was ask for a six pack of beer.....

    NOPE!

    Been there, done that.

    And then the idea struck me!

    She can put Edwina on cab to my house-I'll chaperone her and my Edward on a date, I'll provide the cat nip, treats and bottled water.... They can hang out here, watch sports, nip and chase each other around...

    Is Edwina a baseball fan??

    Even better!

    (I'm typing this for Edward!)

    He wants some full frontal pictures of Edwina wearing nothing but a LOS ANGELES DODGERS baseball cap......NOTHING but a L.A. Dodger's hat..

    He loves kitty porn!

    He wants six pictures AND HE wants to pick the poses.

    Then he wants them posted on a thread so everyone can enjoy
    her beauty!!!!
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    I hope someone remembers that thread and the bet...

    I mean what would you rather see?

    Pictures of me, in a wet t-shirt and shorts washing a car?

    Or Edwina, in all her glory, wearing NOTHING but a baseball cap?????

    What does Lance Armstrong and my Ed have in common??

    They both lost their bits, But they both are WINNERS!!!!
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    I can't believe you met Edwina's Secretary! Were you two talking politics the whole time? He he he!

    Wash my car too.

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    I want pictures of you in a wet teeshirt, washing a car, and smiling for the camera

    How did you manage to meet Sara - how did this come about? We want details

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    You guys are funny!


    Thank you Wolfie!

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    I think I need to talk to Edwina before I start wagering with her reputation!

    Sirrahbed....see the thread on the second annual California bbq for the answer!

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    Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
    Sirrahbed....see the thread on the second annual California bbq for the answer!
    AH!!! Thanks Sara!!! What a fun time it sounded like!!!

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    I want to see Richard in shorts and a wet T-shirt! Not just the shorts and wet T-shirt, but washing Sara's car with shorts and a wet T-shirt!

    And Richard, before you start arranging dates with Edward and Edwina, you might want to go back and re-read the posts of when Eddie was first brought into the house. Somehow I don't think Edward's date would turn out much like he's hoping.
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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    I want to see Richard in shorts and a wet T-shirt! Not just the shorts and wet T-shirt, but washing Sara's car with shorts and a wet T-shirt!

    Richard here....

    lolol,
    who's team are YOU on???

    We still have to find out what the bet was about....

    I don't bet unless I am assured of winning....I'm a sore loser..

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    Richard what are you doing now your using Ginis computer !!!! You are so fickle I don't remember the bet .I sure want a wet t-shirt and clean car Pic. Tee-Hee

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    Slick here:
    We are into the slushies again.....
    Just got off the phone from speaking with Phred. Anyone else want to join in on the phun??

    PS: Zippy, Richard and I wet our feet today in the ocean.....well, unfortunately due to the waves, we got more than our feet wet....

    I also reminded Gini that since we are on her computer under her name that we are racking up posts for her. She just laughed and got another drink!!

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    so Richard - how many slushies did it take for you to compose this post?

    Miss Edwina - do not sell your virtue so cheaply! I'm sure that Mr. Edward is a perfect gentleman but there is no reason for you to get involved in a wager between humans.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Originally posted by catland
    so Richard - how many slushies did it take for you to compose this post?


    Ah

    I had stopped drinking about 10 and I posted that about 2:45
    in the morning.....It takes the human liver one hour to get rid of one ounce of hard liquor so.............

    The answer is probably 5...

    I got sober 18 hours later!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    I want to see Richard in shorts and a wet T-shirt! Not just the shorts and wet T-shirt, but washing Sara's car with shorts and a wet T-shirt!

    And Richard, before you start arranging dates with Edward and Edwina, you might want to go back and re-read the posts of when Eddie was first brought into the house. Somehow I don't think Edward's date would turn out much like he's hoping.
    I join the bad bad girls club and second that.

    And Richard: since you first wrote that phrase about washing Sara's car I was looking forward to the picture described above

    Brought me close to asphyxia to keep my mouth shut

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    Richard has been seen preparing for the car wash. He has sponge in hand is about to get a hose. Now if Sara would just slow down!


    (Sorry Deb, I'm not that good. I couldn't figure out how to make his t-shirt look wet, and I didn't have time to look for a hose to put in his other hand)
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