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    Cat Philosophies

    1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
    pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham

    2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

    3. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
    never forgotten this." -- Anonymous

    4. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a
    sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez

    5. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

    6. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry
    Berkeley

    7. "One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

    8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message -and get back to
    you later." - Mary Bly

    9. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
    many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
    &nb sp;--Joseph Wood Krutch

    10. "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
    - Faith Resnick

    11. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
    owned by cats." -- Anonymous

    12. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
    cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine

    13. "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
    welcome me." -- Unknown

    14. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
    cats" -- Albert Schweitzer

    15. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

    16. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --
    Unknown

    17. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette

    18. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and
    they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick

    19. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
    strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb

    20. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to
    ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

    21. "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -- Unknown (but
    probably a woman)

    22. "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
    (same woman ?)

    23. "Cats aren't dirty, they're just covered with cat spit." (Cat
    lovers everywhere)
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

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    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    #22...... That's MY saying!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

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    QSA - I just LOVE these!!! They are funny in a way but oh so true!! There is just nothing quite like a cat. I am always in awe of them and cannot imagine my life without them!! I think I would be so lonely and miserable. They just have that certain something that appeals to me!! I am honored that they seem to think I am worthy of them

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    Too true...too true...

    REMUS, get off the keys lol

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    Thanks, I enjoyed these!!!

    From Decker with Love

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    Great sayings and not a false one among the bunch!! Thanks QSA for making me smile!



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