I saw a prostitute for the first time today, while driving through the ghetto in FW. There's really no mistaking what she was, lol. I feel like I've really been initiated into city living. There weren't any prostitutes in Lakeview... maybe because in Lakeview everyone knows everyone else's dog's names?

But so yeah... I've now officially seen a hooker in real life. Do I get a cookie now? Is there a club I can join?