look out!!!


another Eddie adventure....


I settled in to watch T.V. the other night..
I'm slouched over on the chair, leg crossed, when the cutest little kitty face appears at the foot of the chair!

I can see him intently looking at me, with the love of a pet for his human!!! My heart melts, I wink at Eddie....
He lifts his paw and drags his semi-exposed claws across my crotch!!!!!



I think to myself, "what the hell was THAT ABOUT!!"

I continue to watch that kitty-mug -lovingly staring at his dad-I ask him what he wants and I don't get an answer.....Hmmmmmmmm, he'll usually 'meow' for something.

I go back to watching the tube.......

A few seconds later I feel that paw in the same place.......only this time his claw is caught in
the material........CLOSE CALL!!!!

I manage to unhook him before he starts to struggle and really sink his claws INTO ME...

A few seconds later a moth explodes from in between my legs (hey, behave yourselves)...
and Eddie takes one more swipe at me and heads off to try and capture his prey.....


This cat is gonna get me killed....how would i explain a Do-it-at-home vasectomy to the Emergency room people?