Ladies vs. Real Women

[trayi52]

Ladies vs. Real Women

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant
"fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and
you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might
still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying your ass on the couch, with your
feet up anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the
potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about
the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate the son*******
for
you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield
a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over ****, so I don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for
future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

[Rottieluver45]

LOL!!!

[neko1]

LOL funny!!!

[Cookiebaker]

*hahahaha*

[Miss Meow]

I needed that laugh - thank you!

[lizbud]

Thanks for posting. This made me laugh. Oh, and thanks
also for the tip on putting an apple in with the potatoes.
Gotta try that one.

[Karen]

Funny, I was taught that a real woman can be a lady and vice versa. Depends on the situation. Just hadta say that.

[Tonya]

Originally posted by trayi52
And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for
future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

Haha, this one describes me. lol.

[bluekat]

LOL! Thanks for sharing that!

[G.P.girl]

lol! i read this before, but it was Martha stewart vs, real woman. lol it's still funny though

[amoore]

Thank you for that! I must be both!LOL

[Cincy'sMom]

I love it!!! I think my only "lady-like quality is that I do use cake mix to flour the pan. You won't hold it against me, will you?

[Uabassoon]

I saw this awhile back, ever since I've been putting an apple in with my potatos, it really works well.

[catnapper]

Thanks for the smile!

[davidpizzica]

Thanks for sharing this. I can use a good laugh right now!