Yur makin us "look bad", Misty!

Last Fryday we went home to sellabrate Dad's Birfday ...
Picked up sum Yeller (nilla flavur) KuppyKakes.
DAD desided WE wuz gonna "do it rite" an sit atta tabul...
Furst challenge wuz cleanin alla junque offa tabul.
Then out kame da platez,
then the Kuppiez wiffa Burnin Kandil
stuck inna middel.
(Camera sittin at da reddie)
Took bout 10 minnitz ta get US sittin (sorta) inna chairs -
we don't do too much "sittin inna chair".
Whut'z dat STINK, Dad?
NUTZ - (kandilz burnt down to da icin onna Kakez.)
NEW Kandilz flamin away - Dawgz inna livin room.
!@#$%&**@!
Back inna chairz (sorta); Camera aimed...
*Zipp* - *ZOOM* - Dawgz inna BEDroom!
!@#$**@! GET BACK Here!! <slink> <slink>
Back inna chairz (sorta)... <squirm> <DROOL>
Camera UP... LOOK at ME!
Uhhhh, Dad - kandilz jest burnt out...
Son uvva @!#$&*@! SITT!! STAY!!!!!...
Whilst Dad wuz replacin my kandil -
SmokeMutt did a <*snatch* an *run*>
...
Kake Krumbz dribbled allua way into da bunkroom...
While Dad wuz in *HOT* pursute tryin to salvage DAT KuppyKake...
I <snatched> nummer Two an enjoyed it inna livin room
.
We boff thunk da Kuppies were *great* - burnt kandil stubz were
a bit *chewie*, but still - not bad!
Got a kupple more Kuppiez, Dad?
Dad <mumbled> sumpin bout "Happie Freekin Birfday" an
had his Kuppie (Chawklit) while he <pouted> inna kliner chair.
Oh, PS: Kamera nebber *fired a shot*!! 
Happie Birfday, Dad! Nice Partee!!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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