Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

[trayi52]

Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.


I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!


If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.


OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If every thing seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.


When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got in first.

[neko1]

Those were great! They made my day

[DoggiesAreTheBest]

He! He! He!

That is too funny. I am going to send them to my mom. I am sure she will get a kick out of them!

[lizbud]

Thank you trayi52 You made me laugh with these. Very
funny. I'm going to print this off to share also.

[catnapper]

Ooooh, now I can spout one or two f them off and people will think I'm brilliant! I especially like "if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments"

[amoore]

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
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Thats me! LOL!

Thanks Willie for sharing.

[HoRsELUvR]

lol!Thank you for sharing.Those are very funny.

[Killearn Kitties]

You've made my day. Some of these are hilarious! I'll be able to cheer colleagues up tomorrow. Thanks!

[jazzcat]

Oh those were great! I needed a good laugh. I think the one about the second mouse getting the cheese is too funny!

[LauralG]

These are real good they made my weekend I've been without power for three days and with out a computer here at home boy did I miss it it was caused by a fuse in the hydro box that blew man what horriable experince that was. Thanks for posting this it was great as always.






Thanks Willie

[rkidsrcats]

William is still laughing, Pippin and Percy are giggling in the hallway, Tiger is reading them again and Norman and Fiona want copies posted on the wall and at work.

We love these little guidelines for life!
Thanks Willie!

[tatsxxx11]

Fabulous, Willie! This thread, along with our first "50+ degree and sunny" day in months, have made my Sunday! I've got to print them off!