My Cuban Vacation.

[RICHARD]

On the Fox news channel yesterday I heard one newcaster talk about a one of the detainees released from the Guantanamo Bay prison.

It seems like one of the human rights groups took an interest in this young man becuase of his age and the kind of treatment he was getting while under detention.

He was released last week, and to paraphrase the
newscaster, Rita Crosby--He was treated well, ate well and had a lot of fun 'learning English'...

He's lucky we didn't expose him to McDonald's, Playstation 2 and Janet Jackson's breast.

[Miss Meow]

Oh, I'm sure McD's will find him and work him into an ad campaign ... or maybe Subway with the new Whopper Sub that'll put weight back on him!

[RICHARD]

I was reading up on some of the reports on the detainees and found out that the average weight gain was 15 pounds-almost 7 kilos!

At the moment overweight Americans is a hot topic over here..The Atkin/low carb diets seem to be the new trend...


It is an American plot to take over the world...
We will bring all suspected terrorist here, feed them, make them fat and release them...


That was we won't have to run as fast to catch them when they do something wrong.

[Logan]

Oh Richard.........only you