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    Esoteric knowledge for the betterment of none

    Trayi52 sent me this one. I don't know if these are factual or not.

    Esoteric knowledge for the betterment of none.

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to
    death.
    A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
    A snail can sleep for three years.
    All Polar bears are left-handed.
    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each
    salad served in first-class.
    Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches
    2 to 6 years of age.
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
    Cat's urine glows under a black light.
    China has more English speakers than the United States.
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood
    donors.
    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
    February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
    If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
    stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
    normal human's neck.
    If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would
    never end because of the rate of reproduction.
    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
    create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
    enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
    their eyebrows and eyelashes.
    In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
    It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
    Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
    Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
    Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
    factory workers in Malaysia combined.
    More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
    No word in the English language rhymes with month.
    Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
    On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
    One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in
    the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
    Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
    Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
    stop growing.
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
    people do.
    Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    Starfish haven't got brains.
    Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
    The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
    The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon
    of diesel that it burns.
    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
    squirt blood 30 feet.
    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
    body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
    The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start
    with.
    The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
    The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is
    necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had
    segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
    The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
    letter in the English language.
    The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
    Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the
    word you want.
    The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right
    or right to left.
    There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only
    one row of the keyboard.
    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
    You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous
    spider.
    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
    You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world
    Last edited by amoore; 12-22-2003 at 07:17 AM.

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    You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
    See, now I won't feel like an idiot everytime I hide when someone opens up a champagne bottle
    I've been Defrosted!

    Thanks for the great signature Kay!

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    Someone posted this list on another bbs I frequent. Most of those are not true.
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    Yes, I thought it was funny too, thats why I sent it to her. She did say she didn't know whether it was are factual or not. The funny thing is that It came from somebody that we both know, and he thinks he knows everything. LOL. He was always one of them that everytime he got an e-mail he thought it was true, he even beleived the one that the post office was going to start charging us for using our E-mail. How funny!!!!! What a guy!!!If you could have met him.......

    Tray

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    Very interesting I've seen some of those before, and some I think are true, some I don't know.
    - - Tiffany && Blueberry - -

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    I thought it was funny. Even though I didn't know if it was fact or fiction.

    Thanks Tray for sending me such funny stuff. I really need a laugh once in a while.
    Last edited by amoore; 12-22-2003 at 01:51 PM.

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    ...I wish I was a snail..sleep..



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    In my next life I want to be a pig.....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    I have heard some of these before. I hope the one about swallowing spiders is not true!!!
    Nancy



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