Originally posted by jenluckenbach
I have purchesed two pill shooters
and they were both terrible failures.
Failures!?? - How So??
Meaning - What went wrong using them??
A Pill Shooter is not "the magic bullet"
(sorry - BAD pun
)
... but it sure beats trying to stick your Thumb, Index Finger,
AND the durn Pill into a tiny Kat Mouth!
Some amount of Brute Force *IS* required the first few *shots*...
Da Kat HAS to be taught that the Pill WILL Go IN -
ONE way or another!
Much blood (mine) was spilled; and much Fur was Ruffled (Boots) during
early "attempts" at *pilling* using the
Two-Finger, Open Wide, Please method...
*Pilling* with The GUN had a bit of a learning curve -
a) HIDE the thing while you're *Searching & Retrieving* da Kat.
b) Have it LOADED before you do finally Katch da Kat.
c) WEDGE da Kat into a soft chair for the first few *shots*.
d) SIT on the Front Klaw Weapons if mortal combat seems probable.
e) Have a FIRM GRIP on the head and upper jaw!
f) *POP* the jaw open with Thumb & Index Finger.
g) IGNORE ALL URRK & GAAAAK Sounds!!
h) QUICKLY position The GUN - WAAAAY back on the Flailing Tongue -
.. (Like - half way to the tummy!)
i) *FIRE* and Release in one fluid motion -
.. Object being to avoid Flailing/Slashing KLAWZ!
LOOK at the drawings in the Quoted Article ...
Very Realistic other than the relative SIZES of the Mouth, Teeth,
and Human Fingers! 
PS: What EVER method you use -
PRACTICE *shooting* pills with BLANKS! ...
Use Kibble Pieces or Tiny Treats - no harm when they go down
without being chewed.
/s/ Phred
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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