"Oh Wow Mom - A Christmas Tree." "Yeah, I remember them from past years, but I didn't know Christmas was here already!"
'RASCAL! WHAT IS THAT SMELL AND SHINE ON THE LOWER BRANCHES???"
"Ummm, but Mom - it didn't smell like any of us and I wanted to be sure everyone knew it WAS OURS - so I well, um, sorta, kinda, marked it for you."
"Oh Rascal, yes, thank you, there is no doubt everyone will know who it belongs to now."
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