Dear Diary,

Sometimes I think HH sets me up! You know how she is always sitting on Blondie's lap at the computer? She (HH) told me that Blondie was bragging that we don't get up on places where there are "delicate" things. HH said all the other cats are laughing at us and calling us names. HH said I should show Blondie that we are just as good as those other cats.

So HH suggested I jump up on this one place. She said it was good because with one swipe of my tail I could get two Lladros, a crystal clock and granddaddy's antique paperweight (why would I want those things?????)

Anyway...I followed HH's suggestion and now I'm in trouble....


Yours from the doghouse....

Eddie