here's a poem my mom got from some one.
Gonna Be A BearIn this life i'm a women.In my next life,I'd like to come back as a bear.When your a bear,you get to hibernate gor 6 monthes.I could deal with that.
Befor you hibernate,your sopposed to eat yourself stupid.I could deal with that too.
When your a girl bear,you birth your childeren (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake to partially grown cute,cuddly cubs.I could definitely deal with that.
If your a mama bear,everyone knows you mean buiness.You swat enyone who bothers your cubs.If your cubs get out of line,you swat them too.I could deal with that.
If your a bear,your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
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