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    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Enjoy!!!



    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

    Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

    Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

    Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

    Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

    AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

    Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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    LOL!!! Too cute! Thanks for sharing!

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    LOL! . Thats so cute! My favorite is the Pointer and the Jack Russel! Thanks for sharing!

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    cute!!!
    out of all of the breeds mentioned, I have a lab, and Riley would definitely be saying "can I do it? can I can I can I?"
    lol
    Emily, Kito, Abbey, Riley, and Jada

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    LOL! That is too cute! I LOVE the Cocker Spaniel one! Haha! Thanks for sharing!

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    The JRT is SO true!

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    I actually got this a couple of weeks ago but did not post it for fear of hurting someone's feelings. After reading the other Dog House posts, you really have to be careful these days. I really liked the Toy Poodle one....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    LOL, too cute
    Dayna, Alex, Phoebe, Cleo, Rolo, Scooter, & Holly

    Thank you so much Popcornbird!

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