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Thread: Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

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    Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

    This came from Readers Digest.

    1.) It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
    2.)Dogs cannot lie.
    3.)Dogs never resist nap time.
    4.)You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
    5.)Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
    6.)Dogs dont care if the peas have been toched by the mashed potatoes.
    7.) Average cost of sending a dog to school:$42. Average cost of sending your kid to school:$103,000.
    8.)Dogs are house broken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
    9.)Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
    10.)If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannoy be blamed.
    -Jennifer Berman, Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids (Andrews McMeel)

    Oh ya and please vote for Simba at http://www.juliesimba.com/petcontest.html Thanks!

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    It was really hard to do, since there was a little black Schnauzer in the contest, but I cast my vote for Simba. Keep it in the family!

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    You got my vote. In my opinion, he was the nicest looking dog there.

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    I voted for Simba!!

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