some cute cat stuff :)

[Nomilynn]

I got this from a mailing list I subscribe to:

--WHAT CATS DO, ALPHABETICALLY SPEAKING:

Act nonchalant
Be comfortable
Control yourself
Discriminate
Explore
Fake what you don't know
Grab at passing opportunities
Have moments of wild abandon
Ignore the ignorant
Jog in your sleep
Knead people
Let it all hang out
Make friends with your neighbors
Nap often
Overstep boundaries
Play with your food
Quit while you're winning
Return to your favorite places
See things others don't
Take your time
Understand human limitations
View things from more than one perspective
Wait at least 60 seconds before responding
Xpect only the best
Yawn and stretch at regular intervals
Zzzz in the sunshine

[Nomilynn]

--QUESTIONS FOR THE HUMAN-OWNING CAT TO PONDER:

1. Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:

a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry

2. Your human puts down a bowl of food for you.
Is this:

a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what
the human's got.

3. Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean:

a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to
amuse it.

4. Staircases are for:

a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4 am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in
front of it.
d) All of the above


--QUESTIONS FOR THE CAT-OWNED HUMAN TO PONDER:

1. Your cat waits and meows at the door when you
arrive. Is it saying:

a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me

2. Now your cat meows at the door when you go out.
Is it saying:

a) Please don't leave me here all alone
b) Goodbye
c) But what if I get hungry while you're out?

3. Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this:

a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed now

4. Your cat scratches at the door after being fed:
Is it saying:

a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden
b) I wanna go out and play
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?

There are no real clear cut correct answers here. So,
just decide which one is closest to the truth depending
on your feline's individual purr-sonality.

[NoahsMommy]

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

I loved those Naomi!! Too cute!!!

[Vio&Juni]