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    In the beginning....

    God Created PETS:

    Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

    And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

    And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

    And it was a good animal.

    And God was pleased.

    And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

    And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."



    And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

    And they were comforted.

    And God was pleased.

    And dog was content and wagged his tail.

    After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

    And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

    And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

    And cat would not obey them.

    And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

    And Adam and Eve learned humility.

    And they were greatly improved.

    And God was pleased.

    And Dog was happy.


    And Cat didn't give a heck one way or the other.

    Got this in an email...

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    thanks for sharing... i got it in an email to.


    And Cat didn't give a heck one way or the other.
    lol

    thanks for sharing it.

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    Wow, that was a great story. Thanks for sharing.
    Mom to Ethan, Sophie and Sansa

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    Cute, but it's funny how God says "No problem!" lol

    “I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running
    from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you.
    I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”
    - Jack Kerouac; On The Road

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    Some ppl here are not christian or Catholic.

    I am but some ppl are not, so this has nothjing really to do with the point of this petforum.
    Rainbowbridge- Tikeya 'forever loved'
    Owned By Luna, Prudence, and Raven

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    WHAT IF.....
    they had just given up
    we didnt have to go to war
    no one had to suffer
    WHAT IF.....
    THERE WAS NO GOD?

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    Originally posted by tikeyas_mom
    Some ppl here are not christian or Catholic.

    I am but some ppl are not, so this has nothjing really to do with the point of this petforum.
    It's just a cute "Pet" story, Tikeya's mom, so sure, it belongs here. And it doesn't have anything to do with Catholicism specifically, just the Judeo-Christian creation story, and it's all in fun, so relax and enjoy.

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    Also "Pet General" means anything about pets & all types of pets

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    Originally posted by tikeyas_mom
    Some ppl here are not christian or Catholic.

    I am but some ppl are not, so this has nothjing really to do with the point of this petforum.
    TM, not everything has to fit perfect. you said that with another post to.... but besides... its a cute story about pets. and i for one am glad i heard it.

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