Once upon a time in a galaxy close by, an alien bunny
cruised through the cosmos in her carrot shaped-spaceship. She traveled and traveled until she found what she thought to be the perfect human slave. At this point, she landed her spaceship and hopped out, eager to inspect her new surroundings.
She found a...
and a...
but decided not to bother them for the obvious reasons.
Next, she stumbled upon a.
The bunster quickly realized that the pup was terrified of her, so she decided to readily put her in her place! This is the result:
"HA HA, you foolish canine. You may be taller than I but I rule everything from the electrical sockets down!" She promptly emphasized this with a *tHuMp* which sent chills down the pup's spine.
"Arrooooo, I can't look," the pup whimpered. And so she didn't...
.
And from that day forward, the bunster made herself right at home!
But whenever a furry member would act out of line, she would quickly remind them by giving them *the look*
and a quick *tHuMp*!
The end.
[ November 10, 2001: Message edited by: zippy-kat ]
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