I was checking through Pet Talk yesterday, and was thinking that some of our titles could be very funny if taken out of context.
(I have a peculiar sense of humour by the way)
These would at least be acceptable in a pet forum:
Help My Guinea Pig is Pregnant!!!
(You shouldn’t let her out in town so late)
My dog is boring …
(… wait till youv’e been married a few years!)
Very Weird Drooling!!!!!!
(No comment!)
Help, DAD! The Evil plastic bag’s GOT Me!
(Title for a horror movie?)
My dog SLEEPS!
(A definite advantage at night)
HELP...Short-Tailed Opossums...please read
(can Opossums read?)
Can Dogs Fly in the …
(Reminds me of a very old verse:
Little birdy flying high,
Drops his message from on high.
Says the farmer wiping eye …
It’s a jolly good job my cows don’t fly!)
These would be interesting in a general forum:
The Great Couch Debate
(Are we going to watch TV or not?)
The Impossible has become...possible!
(Now that’s what I call optimism!)
I fought the vet
(Been overcharged again?)
I actually had to mow my lawn today...
(Well, as long as there are no Triffids out there!)
Are you missing any of your fids???
(What on earth are fids?)
Would someone send me some HOT weather?
(Yeaaah - GREAT idea)
Creepy Mind Thing!
(I hate to think!)
I’m A Pillar! (pics)
(As long as you’re not a pillock!)
Primabella hits 1500!
(Should be on the sports channel)
A String! HOW EXCITING!
(Another technological triumph for mankind)
Then there are the “Short but sweet” titles:
omg!!!
*sigh*!!!
grrrr
boooooo
aaagghh!
… and these would of course fit perfectly in Playboy:
How do I find a bunny
Assertive Bunny
Tame my bunnie
(Edwina would probably call this a “proposition”!)
john
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