three questions

[RICHARD]

Your cat has been given the gift of speech for 10 minutes-
what three questions would you ask?

[Nomilynn]

Bassett -
1. why do you pee in the house?
2. are you in pain anywhere that makes you breath funny or uncomfortable?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

Tilly -
1. where were you before you come to live with me?
2. how come you won't cuddle more - can we work out a deal?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

Nutmeg -
1. why are you always jumping on stuff.. and acting like a nut?
2. why do you insist on licking me to wake me up!!?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

[Edwina's Secretary]

1. Would you like another cat to keep you company?

2. What do you see in the back yard?

3. What was your kittenhood like?

[RICHARD]

i forgot my questions.


1) do you dream?

2) what do you really like to eat?

3) why are you so intent on waking up early on the
weekends?

[Cougie Wechsler]

1. why do you always bat your mousies underneath the refridgerator?

2. Why do you always want to eat MY food but leave yours alone for days

3. What do you want to make sure that your happy??

[Miss Meow]

1. Mini, who do you talk to when you face the wall and chat for minutes on end?
2. Pickles, what are the secrets of the world that I know you know?
3. All of you, please explain the 5am wake-up thing

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hey Boots, da Kat...

1) WHY won't you at least Growl at the durn Mousie living in the basement; and at least try to Scare it into moving out!!?

2) Would you *pleeze* try writing me a Note instead of **peeing** in front of your Sandy Box when you'd like the sand freshened up!!?

3) Would you really mind NOT sitting on the arm of my chair - and reaching out wiffa Paw to intercept *every bite* I try to put in my mouth while *I'm* eating!!?
Please note: I don't do that while YOU're eating!

Thanks for lissnin, Kat!

[rosethecopycat]

Snowy-

1) What did your mommy & daddy cat and brothers and sisters look like?

2) What talkin' about?

3) Do you want a kitten of your own?


Mr. Jones-

!) How did you end up in the shelter. baby?

2) What does that 'love biting' mean?

3) If you had the choice, would you run away or stay here with your family?

[krazyaboutkatz]

Storm:
1. What were you like as a kitten?
2. What was your original name?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

Pepper:
1. Why are you always getting sick?
2. Why do you nip me while I'm petting you?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

Sunny:
1. Why do you meow so much?
2. Why do you wake up so early in the morning?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Tubby
1. WHY do you yowl like that?
2. What more can I give you to make the rest of your life as pleasant as possible? (and no, more treats don't count)
3. Would you rather come along with us on an adventure in the motorhome or stay home where it's nice and peaceful and have Anne visit?

Peanut
1. Why don't you join the rest of us upstairs in the evening?
2. Are you feeling ok and if not, what hurts so I can make it better.
3. Do you really like your daddy better than me?

[All Creatures Great And Small]

1. What were the circumstances of your life before you came to me?
2. Are you aware that you are the most wonderful kitty in the entire world?
3. Is there anything else I can do to make you happy since you make ME so happy?

[wayne0214]

I notice in practically every reply to this question, we are always asking, "is there anything that we can do to make you more happy." True cat lovers .

.........wayne

SYDNEY :
1) are you having a good time at the RB ?
2) can I please hear your "meow" jsu one more time ?
3) Do yo want me to send you tons of mices ??

MAYA :
1) What does it mean when you meow in a high thin voice ?
2) Why don't you get angry when Inka bothers you to much ?
3) How come that you and Inka get along so very well ?

INKA : :
1) Are you happy here with your new family and big sister Maya ?
2) Why do you scratch so long in your litterbox ?
3) Can you please teach me how to wash behind my ears with my tongue ??

[Barbara]

Filou

1) Where do you come from when you're sitting on the carpet, coming from nowhere after we have been looking for you for hours.

2) Why don't you sleep on my lap.

3) Do you miss that you can't go outside.

Tigris

1) Why can't I hold you in my arms.

2) What food would you really like.

3) Do you miss that you can't go outside.

[jenluckenbach]

1) Calvin = Why are you so afraid of being held?
2) Fern = What happened in your life to make you so shy?
3) Amber = Why are you such a snobby brat that only loves her "daddy" when I am the one who takes such good care of you? Huh?