Dearest Kobe, what an adorable Border Collie you are! You're so cute, spread out on that rug and licking your paw, and then relaxing under that blanket and looking straight at me with those lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're a "lazy but fun dog" who hates cats and loves food and walks and attention. You also snore "like a bear" when you sleep, actively running/walking while you snore. And you specialize in shedding! You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kobe, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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