Dearest Phillip, what a gorgeous Tortoise you are, so beautiful with yourt coloring and the design patterns of your shell and body. And what a sweet face you have with those big eyes looking right up at me and that mouth in what looks like it might be a smile, and probably is! You are 48 years old, and your dear person inherited you from his/her grandpa. He/she likes you because you're easy to care for and you don't make a mess. In summer you live in your house in the garden, and in winter you hibernate in a cage in the family basement. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Phillip, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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